where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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