Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
