I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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