i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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