You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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