I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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