i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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