It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
