I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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