If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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