I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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