is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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