return my video game
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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