who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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