Non-Jews are for practice
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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