THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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