Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Send help, water and tortillas.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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