did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just want to make out with him forever
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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