You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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