ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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