Taylor Swift is so right about you.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
They took my balls.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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