Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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