Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I got inside last night via doggy door
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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