Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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