I don't think brook has ever known best
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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