I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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