Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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