I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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