is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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