hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
kristin has been a bad kristin
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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