best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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