My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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