AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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