Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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