I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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