take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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