She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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