Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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