She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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