I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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