I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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