No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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