thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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