found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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