I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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