Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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