That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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