Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Even my vagina gasped.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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