Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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