what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I want a musical about memes.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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