you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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