This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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