i just google imaged poop.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
