Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize