I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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